Sesh with
the Chronies.
What if the buds you dropped had a life of their own?
Dank attitudes. Lit dudes. Half baked plans.
EPISODE ONE: THE LIGHTER [Premieres 9/19]
Meet the Chronies
Swipe to meet the crew →

WiFi
The cocky, fast-talking hustler who turns everyday stoner problems into chaotic adventures. He has a bit of a 'main nugget' complex.

Bud
His permanently mellow old soul allows him to somehow stay calm and sensible while being smoked out on his path of enlightenment. Is he YOUR Spirit Animal?

Space Queen
WiFi’s girl who lives “in space,” and when she’s not up there, she’s usually finding another way to keep her mood elevated—no jet pack required.

Sour
A loud, 90's style New York shit-talker who dishes out blunt advice.

Dr. Barkley & Terp
The brilliantly neurotic dog-hybrid that cultivates top-shelf weed... And also happens to have a tiny underdeveloped seed named Terp on his head that freaks out.

DeVille
Slick. Shameless. Salesman with no moral compass. Owner of The Brimstone Society [social club & dispensary] — elegance has a price.

Uncle Hex
The wandering festival shaman who looks wise, but is usually too stoned. On the bright side, he genuinely knows real voodoo.

Magz
The mondo ripper who shreds the biggest waves and most potent dabs! Dude...

Scout
A straight-laced Boy Scout. Good times may include following directions.

Sammy Hendrix
The first known Chronie in existence. The LEGEND of Sammy Hendrix grows with every rare appearance. A grizzled old roadie whose bizarre ingenuity sounds insane until it actually works.

Kushwalka
The 7-Ten clerk whose whole mood flips between a sober and miserable worker and a carefree stoner when clocked out.


![WiFi [Enamel Pin]](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/430937514/ChatGPT+Image+Sep+11_+2026_+07_39_10+PM+_5_.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=640&w=640)
![BUD [Enamel Pin]](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/430937703/ChatGPT+Image+Sep+11_+2026_+07_39_10+PM+_3_.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=640&w=640)
![Buddha Is My Spirit Animal Tee [FRONT PRINT]](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/430559265/Black+and+White+Modern+Coffee+Quote+Typography+T-Shirt+Mockup+Document+_1200+x+1200+px_+_6_.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=640&w=640)



![MAGZ [Enamel Pin]](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/430937529/ChatGPT+Image+Sep+11_+2026_+07_39_10+PM+_4_.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=640&w=640)
![Scout [Enamel Pin]](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/430937457/ChatGPT+Image+Sep+11_+2026_+07_39_10+PM+_6_.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=640&w=640)
![Sammy Hendrix [Enamel Pin]](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/430936305/ChatGPT+Image+Sep+11_+2026_+07_16_21+PM.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=640&w=640)
![Kushwalka [Enamel Pin]](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/430937415/ChatGPT+Image+Sep+11_+2026_+07_39_09+PM+_1_.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=640&w=640)