Everybody Knows a Chronie

Sesh with
the Chronies.

What if the buds you dropped had a life of their own?
Dank attitudes. Lit dudes. Half baked plans.

Chronies logo
Chronies character relaxing in a blue chair

EPISODE ONE: THE LIGHTER [Premieres 9/19]

Meet the Chronies

Swipe to meet the crew →

WiFi relaxing in his room

WiFi

The cocky, fast-talking hustler who turns everyday stoner problems into chaotic adventures. He has a bit of a 'main nugget' complex.

Bud relaxing in a colorful outdoor scene

Bud

His permanently mellow old soul allows him to somehow stay calm and sensible while being smoked out on his path of enlightenment. Is he YOUR Spirit Animal?

Space Queen in her room

Space Queen

WiFi’s girl who lives “in space,” and when she’s not up there, she’s usually finding another way to keep her mood elevated—no jet pack required.

Sour in a record-filled room

Sour

A loud, 90's style New York shit-talker who dishes out blunt advice.

Dr. Barkley and Terp in their dispensary

Dr. Barkley & Terp

The brilliantly neurotic dog-hybrid that cultivates top-shelf weed... And also happens to have a tiny underdeveloped seed named Terp on his head that freaks out.

DeVille outside The Society

DeVille

Slick. Shameless. Salesman with no moral compass. Owner of The Brimstone Society [social club & dispensary] — elegance has a price.

Uncle Hex in a convenience store aisle

Uncle Hex

The wandering festival shaman who looks wise, but is usually too stoned. On the bright side, he genuinely knows real voodoo.

Magz in his room

Magz

The mondo ripper who shreds the biggest waves and most potent dabs! Dude...

Scout in his room

Scout

A straight-laced Boy Scout. Good times may include following directions.

Sammy Hendrix playing guitar outside the store

Sammy Hendrix

The first known Chronie in existence. The LEGEND of Sammy Hendrix grows with every rare appearance. A grizzled old roadie whose bizarre ingenuity sounds insane until it actually works.

Kushwalka inside the store

Kushwalka

The 7-Ten clerk whose whole mood flips between a sober and miserable worker and a carefree stoner when clocked out.